Eleven short lessons. Plain English. By the end, your Bitcoin lives where only you can reach it. Bookmark this page — it's the home base for your whole course.
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The free preview. Set up an exchange, buy your first BTC, and use a slice of it to unlock the rest of the course. Lessons 2–11 then teach you how to actually own what you just bought.
You've just bought some Bitcoin. Here's what you actually bought — and the version of Bitcoin that matters when it's your money on the line.
A quick map of everything that's coming. Three concepts. You've already done one of them.
Install a real Bitcoin wallet. No Bitcoin goes in it yet — we're just building the container.
The lesson where 90% of people who lose Bitcoin lose it. Focus completely. We'll do it right.
If someone steals your seed phrase paper tonight, what happens to your Bitcoin? Without this lesson, they take it. With it, they get an empty decoy.
The lesson where Bitcoin becomes yours. We move it from the exchange (where it's a promise) to your wallet (where it's actually Bitcoin).
Eventually someone will want to send you Bitcoin. Here's how to give them your address without getting scammed.
Making sure everything you just built still works in five years, in ten years, after you've forgotten you ever took this course.
Almost everyone who loses Bitcoin loses it for one of the same five reasons. After this lesson, none of them will work on you.
You did it. Your Bitcoin is in a place only you can reach. Welcome to the smaller group that actually self-custodies.
Five printable companions to the lessons. The seed-phrase sheet is meant to be printed and written on by hand — keep these somewhere safe.
The whole course distilled to a single page — the golden rules, safe sending, and the 30-second scam test.
Download PDFThe actual paper you'll write your recovery words on, with numbered lines and storage instructions. Print it before Lesson 5.
Download PDFMobile vs. desktop vs. hardware, side by side — what each is best for, and which to use as your stack grows.
Download PDFA field guide to the eight tricks that take people's Bitcoin — how each works, the tell, and exactly what to do.
Download PDFA calm, step-by-step plan for restoring your wallet and exchange access when a device goes missing.
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